WE’VE come a long way since women hurled themselves under racehorses and chained themselves to railings to get the vote.
Now women can sleep with 1,000 men in a day, film it and post it on OnlyFans. Yay!
tiktok/@bonnieb_xoxo/For the uninitiated, Bonnie Blue, above, and Lily Phillips slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours, and 100 men in a day, respectively[/caption]
YouTubeThese grubby, pathetic, desperate little men queuing for stunts like those of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips are mainstreaming degradation, turning women into commodities[/caption]
But for every Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips “betraying the sisterhood”, there are 1,000 men doing the brotherhood even more of a disservice.
After all, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, so what these OnlyFans “content creators” are doing is nothing new.
They’ve just got higher production values and blue ticks (an Instagram marker, not an STI — although more on sexually transmitted infections later).
But what these grubby, pathetic, desperate little men are doing is new.
It’s mainstreaming degradation.
For the uninitiated, Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours, and 100 men in a day, respectively.
Others are reportedly planning similar stunts, bleeding male viewers dry for all their worth.
Money, endorsement deals, notoriety and, in Bonnie’s case, a spot on Cat Deeley’s This Morning sofa, await.
Much is made of the fact that these girls are pretty, middle-class women — the implication being that only working-class girls sleep around.
Private school alumni, those with nice accents, don’t.
Horrid classism aside, there’s also been a heap-load of misogyny poured across these two women.
Because, of course, the woman always gets the blame. Sure, what they’re doing is gross. But hey, their body, their choice — and they’re raking in a quarter of a million quid a month in the process. Perhaps that’s feminism.
Dead in the eye
So, then, WHO are these men queuing up to be a notch on a rented bed post?
Who are the tragic wannabes following the girls on Instagram and TikTok and ‘liking’ their every bikini shot (and worse)?
Who are the tragic wannabes following the girls on Instagram and TikTok and “liking” their every bikini shot (and worse)?
Well, as Bonnie said on TikTok after her sexual marathon: “Thank you to all the barely legal, barely breathing and all the husbands.” She looked dead in the eye, a classic trauma victim.
Imagine finding out your husband, or brother or father, followed one of these women, pervily watching their every move.
(And they may well — Bonnie and Lily have more than 800,000 willy-wielding followers between them).
Last week my colleague, Bizarre Editor Ellie Henman, walked past the queue of men lining up to have their 40-seconded way with Bonnie in her “1,000 men in a day challenge”. It was 2pm.
Normal-looking, if not necessarily aesthetically pleasing, blokes getting ready to shag a stranger nanoseconds after the penis in front of them has done its bit.
For years, women have been body-shamed and sex-shamed. Where is the shame of these men — those willingly risking God-knows-what disease? A condom isn’t fail-safe.
And Bonnie didn’t have time to shower between conjugal visits (or “gang bangs” as she charmingly called them).
At a time when it’s easier to get ID’d buying an energy drink than it is to watch porn, men need to take a long, hard look at themselves — and grow up
Crucially, though, what damage is this notion of a woman as a literal commodity doing to young men?
At a time when debate around the heinous Pakistani grooming gangs has resurfaced, the lens is on male depravation like never before.
Yet here we are, years later, with all ages, races and sizes willing to humiliate women with their perverted fetishes. (Lily gave a recent interview revealing one man wanted her to stomp on him, and another, with a giant fetish, made her bring miniature toy men along for the ride.)
These men are not feminists. They cannot possibly like women very much.
Yet some have daughters — all, at some point, had mothers.
At a time when it’s easier to get ID’d buying an energy drink than it is to watch porn, men need to take a long, hard look at themselves — and grow up.
Brave hostage Emily deserves a pitch-perfect homecoming
AFPSpurs fan Emily Damari, pictured with her mother, deserves guest of honour status at White Hart Lane after her heroic return from Hamas captivity[/caption]
Emily supporting her team at White Hart Lane before her captureFamily Handout
IF my (useless) club, Tottenham Hotspur, have anything about them, they’ll celebrate the return of dedicated Spurs supporter Emily Damari with something truly special.
She should be made guest of honour at a forthcoming White Hart Lane game, with the red carpet rolled out for a young woman who has been through so, so much.
Seen right with her mother, her release from the barbarians of Hamas brought most of North London together last week, with both Arsenal and Tottenham fans campaigning to brighten her homecoming during the derby.
Spurs have had a rubbish season. But the freedom of one of its own means so much more.
Fancy ai? no, Hanks
PATom Hanks’ latest movie Herehas been panned for its unconvincing portrayal of a teenage Hanks[/caption]
DON’T worry, it looks like humankind is safe for a while yet.
Tom Hanks’ latest movie Here – which uses AI to reverse-age his and co-star Robin Wright’s characters – has been panned for its unconvincing portrayal of a teenage Hanks.
“An extraordinary mess,” wrote The Times’ film critic.
“Hanks looks absurd, with a rubbery digital face on top of a sluggish sixtysomething body.”
It’s also been slated by acting unions and various stars, including Lisa Kudrow, for taking roles away from young, up-and-coming actors.
Us humans ain’t all bad.
The X-rated image from 2022 went viral on social media this week, with fans telling Percy to put it away and/or put on some underpantsInstagramN/oContextBrits
WHAT is the world coming to, eh? OnlyFans, Bonnie Blue, Pornhub, nudity and smut are slowly infiltrating all corners of society.
Now Percy Pig is at it.
The 33-year-old exhibitionist (he released his first bag of sweets in 1992) rocked up to an M&S with his wiener on full display.
The X-rated image from 2022 went viral on social media this week, with fans telling Percy to put it away and/or put on some underpants.
While sources close to the porker tell me the small pink appendage was, in fact, merely an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction (a twisted bit of tail fabric), nothing would surprise me these days.
Woke’s boring
IN his column in Saturday’s Sun, Jeremy Clarkson wrote about his new favourite TV series, Landman.
The globe’s most famous farmer likes it because it’s gloriously unwoke.
And it got me thinking.
The Traitors is another series that is compellingly brilliant because it just gets on with the job at hand.
There are no sob stories, no earnest back stories and no labelling of contestants.
We might guess, but we don’t know, who’s gay, who’s single and snogging anything that moves off-camera, or who’s wrestling with their gender identity.
Because we don’t care.
And finally, a home-grown programme is waking up to the fact.
Disco Don is Tok of the town
APDonald Trump loves celebrity, but the feeling isn’t mutual – his inauguration featured the Village People, stars of 1980[/caption]
DONALD TRUMP is a man who absolutely loves celebrity.
And a man who celebrity absolutely despises.
That the Village People, a band not current since 1980, headlined at his inauguration yesterday tells you all you need to know about his popularity with the Los Angeles elite.
Instead of Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Zendaya, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, we had an assortment of misfits like Hulk Hogan and Billy Ray Cyrus giving ringing endorsements.
Tech billionaires Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos are also fans, largely because they recognise Trump – another billionaire – will look after his own.
I met the President at a celebrity bash in Las Vegas in 2012, one attended by Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mel B and Toni Braxton.
He was perfectly pleasant, and far more interested in the small talk of attractive women, ones under 35, than men.
He revelled in his then- marginal celebrity status.
He may not be Madonna’s best mate, and Vanity Fair won’t be writing puff pieces any time soon, but The Donald – for all his detractors – is a man on a mission, and one who gets things done.
That he reversed the ban on TikTok – a site beloved of “cool” celebs and influencers Stateside – within hours of coming to power is one such example.
The move will reinstate these stars’ social media earning and commercial power . . . but you won’t hear a peep from any of them acknowledging it.
Trump might be deeply uncool, but really he’s having the last laugh.
CONGRATS: you survived Blue Monday – officially the most depressing day of the year – and not just because a lumbering orange p***y- grabber is now the most powerful man in the world.
Things can only get better from this point.
Except there are another 48 days left of January.
And February is even worse. Though, blessedly, shorter.
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