I RECKON there’s a lot of people in this country looking rather wistfully at the US right now.
They have a dynamic new President, who is determined to clean out the stables. And he is carrying a pretty big broom.
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Day One, he put the entirety of the government’s Diversity, Equity and Inclusion staff on paid leave.
He stated clearly and unequivocally that in the US there are two genders: “Male and female”.
He is already at work trying to cut down the huge levels of immigration on America’s southern border.
No more forcing Americans to drive cars they don’t want to drive.
And the country will become a meritocracy once again.
Now, I have one or two reservations about The Donald.
But I’d take him right now over here as our Prime Minister.
And I’ve been talking to quite a few lefties on my radio show who have only praise for his policies and his political nous.
But there is one place in this country where they are not looking over approvingly at Trump. And that is — as ever — the BBC.
The corporation loathes him. And it has long since dropped any pretence of neutrality.
I watched an edition of Newsnight on the evening of Trump’s inauguration.
Presenter Victoria Derbyshire had a face like a smacked arse.
At one point she tried to claim that Trump ally and billionaire Elon Musk had made a Nazi salute.
It was an absolutely preposterous allegation.
Musk simply raised his hand in the air in a salute to the crowd. But to Derbyshire, he was a Nazi.
Former Tory MP Penny Mordaunt had to gently put her right.
But then, on the BBC’s flagship News At Ten, the full level of spite and contempt for Trump came out.
How about the following, from some berk called John Sudworth?
How would you rate it for taking an even-handed view of the election?
This is what the joker said: “On the campaign trail, Donald Trump drove his message of fear all the way to the White House, but it was based on a misconception.
Rather than an invasion, America has long been dependent on the work of these migrants in agriculture and manufacturing, making them both essential and dispensable . . .
“For his opponents these feel like dizzying and dark times.”
Liberal mindset
Well, thanks ever so, John. That’s very neutral of you, sunshine.
In short, the Americans, driven by “fear” all voted the wrong way. And for the wrong reasons.
Sheesh, maybe the Americans should ask you what way to vote in future, John.
I’m sure you, with your long experience of America (he’s been there about five minutes) can put them right.
Such colossal arrogance and naked bias.
It’s not as if the BBC hasn’t been warned.
There have been countless independent reports into the BBC’s liberal-left bias — its open support for Palestine, its hatred of Brexit, its disdain of Nigel Farage and the Tories.
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Its determination to convince us the more immigrants who come here, the happier we will be. And a bloke with a beard and two strap-on boobies, who calls himself Loretta, actually is a woman.
What the BBC doesn’t get is that this liberal mindset is on the wrong side of history.
Across Europe, the US and South America, the people who support this odious creed are being wiped out in the polls.
That is what happened in the US.
And one day soon it will happen here.
But I doubt the BBC will be around to witness that momentous occasion.
1,000 differences between men and women . . . just ask Bonnie Blue
I LIKED the story about the mum who dragged her son away from the queue to give one to OnlyFans star, Bonnie Blue.
It is remarkable that more than 1,000 men turned up, gagging for it.
RexBonnie Blue is an OnlyFans star who slept with over 1000 men in a day[/caption]
I heard of a bloke who offered the same service to women – but not a single one of them turned up.
And his girlfriend refused to sleep with him that night, too.
There’s a difference between men and women. And in our hard-wired approach to sex.
Some people will tell you there isn’t – but so far the evidence suggests the opposite, no?
Bright idea
THE Chinese have got their “artificial sun” nuclear fusion device running for more than 15 minutes.
That’s a huge step forward. The previous record was for about six minutes.
Nuclear fusion works by fusing two very common light atoms into a heavier atom, and reaping the vast amounts of energy given off.
It’s a clean procedure and can, in theory, produce limitless free energy with no emission of greenhouse gases.
We’re not there yet, but this is a huge step forward.
It’ll be fusion power and solar cells which solve our terrible energy problems.
Not Ed Miliband’s hideous, inefficient, wind farms.
Leave it out ewe out
I SEE the Welsh are up in arms, look you, at Martin Clunes’ performance in ITV’s Out There.
They jammed the switchboard complaining about the actor’s accent.
The Welsh have hit out at Martin Clunes’ performance in ITV’s Out There
The drama is set in the Welsh Marches, you see, and Clunes plays a farmer.
I thought his accent was just fine. And I do worry that some Welsh folk can get a little thin-skinned now and then.
They ought to be grateful that Martin eschewed making any stereotypical jokes about his character.
He didn’t look lustfully at a sheep once, for example.
Siddiq in hot water
THE anti-corruption feds in Bangladesh want to extradite Labour MP Tulip Siddiq.
They want to question the MP over claims £4billion went missing in a nuke deal with the Russians in her family’s home country.
She denies any wrongdoing.
Her auntie, below with Tulip and Putin, used to run the place and was renowned for her alleged corruption.
Thing is, if Siddiq is extradited, shouldn’t she stand down as the Labour MP?
In fact, given the gravity of the situation, shouldn’t she have already done so?
Work it out, Liz
LABOUR minister Liz Kendall is proposing to ban benefits cheats from driving.
Well, OK Liz, it’s a step forward.
But sooner or later you’re going to have to reduce benefits, like it or not.
If the average amount a single bloke can get from benefits is £24,000 and the average wage for an 18 to 22-year-old is just £23,000, why would any young person join the job market?
It is an absurdity and explains why we have so many millions of people out of work when there are so many jobs that need doing.
Wood you believe it?
I’M hoping that by some kind of magic, Nottingham Forest win the Premier League title.
I suspect all neutrals feel exactly the same way – except maybe those in Derby and Leicester.
There’s something rather marvellous in the way Forest have done so well this season.
Yes, they have some good players.
But Forest’s success shows that togetherness, team spirit and confidence can count every bit as much as talent.
Future lies in a porky
I’VE just read that a recruitment manager says it is sometimes OK to lie in a job interview.
Rachel Reeves is in the clear then!
EPAChancellor Rachel Reeves came under-fire after it was revealed she embellished details in her CV[/caption]
The expert suggested that if you’d left your last job after an acrimonious row, then it was best to tell a porkie to your potential new boss.
My advice is not to say, when asked why you want to work there: “The money and the chicks.
“You’ve got some right fit ones here. I followed one home the other night.
“Anyway, trust me, I’ll go through them like a dose of salts, boss.”
That being said, I remember what an old mate of mine said when he went for a job interview aged 18.
They asked why he wanted to work there and he replied: “It’s always been my great ambition to work in a carpet warehouse.”
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