SOME good news, then. A bloke called Abu Wadee has been arrested for attempting to enter the country illegally. Abu is a Jew-hating Islamist savage from Palestine.
He has posted videos of himself praying for the deaths of “all Jews”. He has posed with an AK-47.
TiktokJew-hating Islamist savage from Gaza Abu Wadee has been arrested for attempting to enter the country illegally[/caption]
Wadee has posted videos of himself praying for the deaths of ‘all Jews’
GettySir Keir Starmer, and all of our political parties, know the law needs to be changed[/caption]
He referred to himself as being part of the “Tyre Burning Unit”. That’s a group of extremist Palestinians who launch unprovoked attacks upon Israel.
Anyway, we know all this because, luckily, Abu isn’t just a Jew-hating Islamist savage — he’s also thick as mince.
He has taken great care to film himself howling abuse about Jews and posted all the evidence on Youtube.
Gotcha, as a great newspaper once memorably put it. He was spotted by a group of activists who specialise in identifying Jew-hating Islamist savages. Old Abu made it nice and easy for them.
He came here last Thursday with 234 other migrants. I don’t know how many of the others are Jew-hating Islamists, and how many are charming, would-be brain surgeons and rocket scientists.
My suspicion is that the number in one of those categories greatly outweighs the number in the other, if you catch my drift.
The refugee charities may well argue that some of those arriving can play a vibrant part in our economy. If so, triffic, trebles all round, bring it on.
But my worry is that we are importing a rather large number of Jew-hating Islamist savages into the country right now. Not all of whom are brain surgeons and rocket scientists.
People we would much prefer stayed in the country from which they’ve fled. But sadly, we don’t get a say in the matter.
So what’s going to happen to Mr Wadee now, then?
And it is here things get even stranger. More bizarre and more surreal.
Because, we may all want him gone, but I will bet my bottom dollar that Wadee is still here come Christmas.
All the cards
And that’s because it is Mr Wadee who holds all the cards — not the rest of us.
Because it doesn’t matter how mental Mr Wadee might be, or how much he hates Jewish people.
It wouldn’t make much difference if he was caught with explosives, a bunch of machetes used for a spot of head-chopping and a selection of nooses for hanging gay people. He still holds all the cards.
The thing is that we can’t seemingly deport anyone, no matter how foul they might be. Nor how criminal they might be. Because to do so would infract upon their human rights.
Because to do so would infract upon their human rights. Because the country to which we would be deporting them isn’t very nice.
And we’re not allowed to send anyone to places which aren’t very nice.
Mr Wadee and his weaselly lawyers will be able to argue that he cannot possibly be sent back to his home in Gaza because it’s an absolutely awful place and his safety cannot be guaranteed.
Wadee and the thousands like him do not deserve to be settled in any civilised democratic country
And the fact that Gaza is an absolutely awful place precisely because of people like Abu Wadee doesn’t come into it.
He has his rights. And they must never be denied.
We, meanwhile, don’t have any rights to be protected from savages like Wadee.
Nor do the members of our Jewish community who have faced more and more attacks in recent years. Almost entirely as a consequence of us importing people like Abu Wadee into the country.
The plan was to try to deport him to one of the European countries he travelled through to get to the UK.
But that idea is dead in the water because those countries all said, “um, thank you very much, but we’d rather not have you here, Abu”.
And in any case it’s not really the point. Because Wadee and the thousands like him do not deserve to be settled in any civilised democratic country.
So here’s my prediction: we’re stuck with him.
And his presence here will be a constant reminder — as if we needed one — that the current laws on who we can and cannot deport are an utter absurdity, and must be changed.
And all of our political parties know that the law needs to be changed.
But nobody ever does anything meaningful about it. And so the charade continues.
And more people like Abu Wadee arrive each day.
SYRIA A NO-WIN FOR US
YouTube/@restispoliticsAlastair Campbell and Rory Stewart with Ahmed al-Sharaa[/caption]
AT the end of last year, the Assad regime was overthrown in Syria.
The country’s new leadership is a group of deranged jihadis called Hayat Tahrir al-Sham.
Its leader, Ahmed al-Sharaa, has worked with both al-Qaeda and Islamic State.
But never mind those little inconveniences – the liberal British media fell in love with him.
The BBC proclaimed him a “moderate”.
Those two halfwits, Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart – Huey and Dewey to their friends – went out to Damascus to fawn over the bloke.
Now we’ve seen what the new era of freedom and democracy really means in Syria.
Last week 1,000 people were murdered by armed forces loyal to the new government. Dragged out of their homes, beaten and executed.
Largely the Alawite minorities, Christians and Druze. Heard much about it on the BBC?
Nope, didn’t think so.
RUSSIAN ATTACK?
AH, so now we know.
The captain of that Portuguese cargo ship which rammed the oil tanker near Hull was a Russki. He has now been arrested.
That tanker was carrying jet fuel for the US Navy. The authorities are still saying that there is no evidence of foul play.
But given that Putin’s merchant ships have deliberately cut underwater cables before, what do you think the likelihood is that this crash was deliberate?
And if it was deliberate, what are we going to do about it?
SNOW WHITE? NO, YER ALRIGHT
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DISNEY has decided not to roll out the red carpet for the premiere of its film Snow White.
Celebrations have been put on hold. An event in London has been cancelled.
That’s because nobody anywhere wants to see the stupid film.
The company was still in its woke phase when Snow White was commissioned.
Instead of seven dwarfs, there are seven diverse “magical creatures”.
Snow White’s love affair with Prince Charming has been downplayed.
Instead, it’s a story about a Strong Vibrant Female, in a very real sense. And as a result nobody, anywhere, wants to see it.
MASTERMIND DUMBS DOWN
A BLOKE has won Mastermind having chosen as his specialist subject the TV comedy Friday Night Dinner.
This once venerable quiz show has dumbed down to such an extent that it is scarcely worth watching. I think I may go on it with the specialist subject: The Life And Works Of Myself.
It’s hardly more laughable than Friday Night Dinner, is it?
WEIRDO LABOUR
THERE’S some weird buggers in the Labour Party. Health Secretary Wes Streeting’s aide has just been sacked.
And indeed Sam Gould is now due to be sentenced next month after he was seen in his car. With his trousers around his ankles. Having a Sherman.
He admitted exposing himself to a 13-year-old girl and a second count of indecent exposure related to a 25-year-old woman.
With the Tories you get financial greed.
With Labour you get a bit of financial greed, but also a bunch of perverts.
I’VE AD IT WITH SLOGAN
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WATCHING TV, I sometimes have this daydream. I’ve tied the creative director of an advertising company to the barrel of a howitzer.
I’m just about to pull the trigger, or whatever you do with howitzers, when I ask him: “Do you have any last words?”
And he says, “Yes, could you tell my wife . . .”
But I interrupt him.
“No, not those words. Say the words you have been inflicting on me every bloody day of the week and which make me want to tie an advertising exec to a howitzer.
“Come on, you know what they are.”
And just before he’s blasted into the ether, he looks ashamed and whispers: “Domino hoo hoo.”
VOTER STORM
WESTERN Europe’s poorest nation is heading to the polls – again.
The Portuguese just can’t get enough of elections. They’ve been having them almost every year.
And that’s because, just as with the rest of Europe, voters are sick of the mainstream parties.
The country is caught up in exactly the same whirlwind of populism we’ve seen recently in Germany.
So keep an eye out for the performance of Chega! – a new populist party whose name means Enough! Don’t be surprised if they form part of a new Portuguese government.
One by one the countries of Europe are ditching their liberals.
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